The decade that was(‘nt)

The decade that was('nt)

In this first of a series of reviews, we transcend technical details and choose to not mention 9/11, Bush, Iraq, China, Facebook, sub-prime and other incidentals. While these represent important events and personalities, they are also boring reminders of everything that went wrong with our lives. We choose instead, to focus on things that either [...]

India’s Ice-Cream Revolution

India’s Ice-Cream Revolution

The country is united in the face of the extreme form of apartheid being practised by Indians (of unknown passport origin) running Haagen-Dazs ice-cream franchises. Through a nationwide poll conducted this morning by the Times of India, we have learnt that from farmers to Infosys employees, college students to housewives, Maoists to government-run-militias and the [...]

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Industry Experts Still Worth Listening to: Industry Experts

Industry Experts Still Worth Listening to: Industry Experts

Satyam may have turned out to be a book of lies, but listening to industry experts is still the way to go, insisted industry experts at a press conference last night. “Our predictions may not have materialised, and the word hogwash may be doing the rounds, but you need to keep listening to our views,” [...]

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Kerala thrash Pondicherry 21-3 at Tennikoit

Kerala thrash Pondicherry 21-3 at Tennikoit

Favourites Kerala yesterday hammered favourites Pondicherry 21-3 to firmly establish their authority on the on-going 23rd National Sub-junior Tennikoit Competition (girls). The game ended when one of the Kerala girls glared at the referee to remind him of the rules.
The match was telecast live on DD Sports in the prime Sunday-morning slot, as part of [...]

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Kkaran Johar komes out of the kloset

Kkaran Johar komes out of the kloset

Buoyed by the Delhi High Kourt’s recent judgment dekriminalising homosexuality, widely overrated Bollywood filmmaker and talkshow host Kkaran Johar came out of the kloset today.
Mr. Johar made the announcement on his talkshow Koffee With Karan to a largely indifferent studio audience. “I am happy he has finally kome to grips with his identity,” said a [...]

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The decade that was('nt)

The decade that was(‘nt)

In this first of a series of reviews, we transcend technical details and choose to not mention 9/11, Bush, Iraq, China, Facebook, sub-prime and other incidentals. While these represent important events and personalities, they are also boring reminders of everything that went wrong with our lives. We choose instead, to focus on things that either [...]

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Clinton fed up of Indian media

US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton reportedly got tired of watching the Indian news media go on an on about her visit, and sent torture experts from the CIA to force Kasab to confess in order to divert attention.
The Clintons have always been able to count on goodwill from Indians (and from White House [...]

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