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Nashik zoo running out of Bengal tigers…
…’cause Bengal tigers are running out of the Nashik zoo.
In the wake of indigenous tigers of Maharashtrian origin at the Nashik zoo violently protesting the neutering of street dogs in Nashik, Royal Bengal tigers are playing it safe and migrating back to their homeland.
Sources at the zoo report that discontent first started brewing among the [...]
SENSEX barred from falling
In an emergency meeting of the Group of Ministers (GoM) after close of trading today, the Finance ministry issued a new directive requiring the BSE Sensitive Index to not fall during regular trading hours. Reacting to the recent stock market crash ignominiously highlighted in the media with headlines such as Halal Street Massacre and Saare [...]
Carla Bruni’s Indian Link
The Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS) held a press conference [coinciding with the Elysee Palace’s announcement of President Sarkozy’s marriage to Ms.Carla Bruni] to announce that a link has been found between Ms.Bruni’s ancestors and the ancestors of Rama, a co-accused in the Babri Masjid demolition case.
The link is supposed to have come to light as [...]