Archive for December 2008
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New quota category in Uttar Pradesh
After the gruesome death of the engineer, MK Gupta, a separate protected category is being lobbied for in Uttar Pradesh. Doctors, dentists, plumbers, electricians, accountants and management consultants fear that they will be next. Many have come together to form associations to protect their own. However, it is rumored that more broad-reaching reforms are underway [...]
Hail Israeli-verse
A new world government has come to power – the state of Israel has taken over the world at large and citizens of all countries are now part of the new universe or Israeli-verse. After struggling for many decades to merely conquer the Palestinians and their supporters, the government of Israel in a massive burst [...]
Omar Abdullah: New Messiah
A shrine is being constructed for the Abdullah family in Kashmir. Our sources on the ground say that irrefutable proof has been found of the divine nature of the Abdullah family which has allowed them, nay forced them, to be the rulers of Kashmir for decades. Kashmiris all around have proclaimed that the continuous line [...]