Archive for February 2009
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TJ editor releases Indian politicians
Tundla Junction’s chief editor released 25 Indian politicians from a jar at a conference for pseudo-intellectuals, microcelebrities and phonies in Los Angeles.
No, we were not smoking pot: Rashtrapati Bhavan
Rashtrapati Bhavan has denied allegations that the Padma Shri national honours list was prepared under the influence of class A drugs. “No, we were not hallucinating – Hashmatullah Khan really does exist,” said an official at the President’s Secretariat.
The nomination of the said gentleman has sparked off a row with critics accusing the President’s Secretariat [...]
Open Letter from Narendra Modi
Dear All-those-who-cannot-stomach-my-superior-leadership-style,
This letter is for you. You may not know but Gujarat Private Ltd is a fully functioning monopoly (I’ll throw in a free Economics 101 lesson for you here – high barriers to entry in the form of engineered elections pose a significant threat to potential entrants) in this great bailout-fueled free market world [...]