Archive for December 2009
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The decade that was(‘nt)
In this first of a series of reviews, we transcend technical details and choose to not mention 9/11, Bush, Iraq, China, Facebook, sub-prime and other incidentals. While these represent important events and personalities, they are also boring reminders of everything that went wrong with our lives. We choose instead, to focus on things that either [...]
Andhra’s Biggest Loser Jeetega
Taking a count of the number of politicians, nay martyrs, fasting for and against the creation of Telangana, Sonia Gandhi today announced that the final decision on whether or not Telangana will be a state will be decided by who has lost the maximum amount of weight among all those fasting. To ensure that the [...]
India’s Ice-Cream Revolution
The country is united in the face of the extreme form of apartheid being practised by Indians (of unknown passport origin) running Haagen-Dazs ice-cream franchises. Through a nationwide poll conducted this morning by the Times of India, we have learnt that from farmers to Infosys employees, college students to housewives, Maoists to government-run-militias and the [...]