Andhra’s Biggest Loser Jeetega
Taking a count of the number of politicians, nay martyrs, fasting for and against the creation of Telangana, Sonia Gandhi today announced that the final decision on whether or not Telangana will be a state will be decided by who has lost the maximum amount of weight among all those fasting. To ensure that the [...]
India’s Ice-Cream Revolution
The country is united in the face of the extreme form of apartheid being practised by Indians (of unknown passport origin) running Haagen-Dazs ice-cream franchises. Through a nationwide poll conducted this morning by the Times of India, we have learnt that from farmers to Infosys employees, college students to housewives, Maoists to government-run-militias and the [...]
BJP concerned about 377 verdict’s economic impact
In all the hype surrounding the reading down of Section 377 of the Indian Penal Code, an important issue – the economic impact – has largely been ignored by the mainstream media. Standard economic theory tells us that when the overall level of money exchanging hands (or corruption as some would rudely have us call [...]