H. Helsinki

You could say a lot about H. Helsinki. You could say that his name is Siddharth; that he has an indomitable zest for life; that he is suave and sophisticated, a gentleman and a scholar; that he is courageous and patriotic; and that he is indescribably witty. You could say all of this - and more - but you would be wrong. The truth is that he’s an ordinary douche bag scared of bird flu, inflation, old age, identity theft, counterfeit currency, fascism and gamma radiation. When he is not greasing the wheels of capitalism, he spends his time contemplating the current human condition - where people write to the TV weatherman because they want a sunny day.

Microsoft bans Apple software on Windows

Microsoft bans Apple software on Windows

In a surprising move mirroring Apple CEO Steve Jobs’ ridicule of Adobe, Microsoft’s Chief Software Architect and widely respected technologist Ray Ozzie has lampooned Apple’s poor track record building software for Windows. In a scathing blog post, Ozzie highlighted the clunkiness of iTunes and performance issues with Safari and QuickTime on Windows.  “The only piece [...]

Clinton fed up of Indian media

US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton reportedly got tired of watching the Indian news media go on an on about her visit, and sent torture experts from the CIA to force Kasab to confess in order to divert attention. The Clintons have always been able to count on goodwill from Indians (and from White House [...]

Kkaran Johar komes out of the kloset

Kkaran Johar komes out of the kloset

Buoyed by the Delhi High Kourt’s recent judgment dekriminalising homosexuality, widely overrated Bollywood filmmaker and talkshow host Kkaran Johar came out of the kloset today. Mr. Johar made the announcement on his talkshow Koffee With Karan to a largely indifferent studio audience. “I am happy he has finally kome to grips with his identity,” said [...]

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