Laloo Opposes Women’s Bill
“Rabri has no earnings. How do they expect her to pay the bill?”. Laloo, keen exponent of medieval chivalry and self-confessed fan of the notable knights Godfrey of Bouillon, William Marshall and Bertrand du Guesclin yesterday stormed out of the court of Her Highness, Rani Meira Kumar, “in protest against a debate most unsavoury”. His [...]
India’s Ice-Cream Revolution
The country is united in the face of the extreme form of apartheid being practised by Indians (of unknown passport origin) running Haagen-Dazs ice-cream franchises. Through a nationwide poll conducted this morning by the Times of India, we have learnt that from farmers to Infosys employees, college students to housewives, Maoists to government-run-militias and the [...]
I had better technique than Gavaskar: Boycott
Former England opener Geoffrey Boycott claims that his technique was better than Sunil Gavaskar. “While we were similar in many respects, in terms of technique, I consider myself superior to Sunil,” Boycott wrote in new book ‘Sunil Gavaskar: the Little Master Batter.’ “We have often been compared because we were similar in so many ways – [...]