Jesus sues Rakhi Sawant
In an unprecedented case of a divine being suing a divine item girl, Jesus has decided to file a defamation suit against Rakhi Sawant at the Indian Supreme Court. This was announced today by his representative, Pope Benedict, at the Vatican. This isn’t the first case of an immortal suing a mortal, however. Approximately 15% [...]
Clinton fed up of Indian media
US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton reportedly got tired of watching the Indian news media go on an on about her visit, and sent torture experts from the CIA to force Kasab to confess in order to divert attention. The Clintons have always been able to count on goodwill from Indians (and from White House [...]
India-Pakistan talks back on track
Agencies have just reported that talks in Sharm el-Sheik, Egypt, between Prime Minister Manmohan Singh and Pakistani Prime Minister Yusuf Raza Gilani have ended. The two heads of state have unanimously agreed that talks are now back on track. “All that remains to be done is to define this track,” said a government spokesman. A [...]