Tundla Junction

We welcome contributors!

Now, if you would really like to submit an article, all you need to do is send it us by registered post with a self addressed envelope, a Rs. 50 revenue stamp, signed copies of our disclaimer notice (in triplicate, see form 16A) and a demand draft (note: we do not accept cheques) worth Rs. 3000. Alternatively, you can just e-mail it to us at submit.articles [@] tundlajunction.com for free.

There is only one rule – the article should be satirical and a complete figment of your imagination. The funnier the better. We (the Gods) will review it and decide if it deserves to be published. For the record, we are supportive of lenient grading having been traumatised by the sadistic Indian education system all our lives. But honestly, it would help if you adhere to the basic rules of grammar. It will also help if you can let us know your name (as you would like it to appear in the credits).

By the way, as we’ve mentioned elsewhere on the website, by contributing you stand to make the princely sum of Rs. 0.00 (our smart strategy to hedge ourselves against foreign exchange and inflationary risk).