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No, we were not smoking pot: Rashtrapati Bhavan
Rashtrapati Bhavan has denied allegations that the Padma Shri national honours list was prepared under the influence of class A drugs. “No, we were not hallucinating – Hashmatullah Khan really does exist,” said an official at the President’s Secretariat. The nomination of the said gentleman has sparked off a row with critics accusing the President’s [...]
Industry Experts Still Worth Listening to: Industry Experts
Satyam may have turned out to be a book of lies, but listening to industry experts is still the way to go, insisted industry experts at a press conference last night. “Our predictions may not have materialised, and the word hogwash may be doing the rounds, but you need to keep listening to our views,” [...]
SENSEX barred from falling
In an emergency meeting of the Group of Ministers (GoM) after close of trading today, the Finance ministry issued a new directive requiring the BSE Sensitive Index to not fall during regular trading hours. Reacting to the recent stock market crash ignominiously highlighted in the media with headlines such as Halal Street Massacre and Saare [...]