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India’s Ice-Cream Revolution
The country is united in the face of the extreme form of apartheid being practised by Indians (of unknown passport origin) running Haagen-Dazs ice-cream franchises. Through a nationwide poll conducted this morning by the Times of India, we have learnt that from farmers to Infosys employees, college students to housewives, Maoists to government-run-militias and the [...]
India-Pakistan talks back on track
Agencies have just reported that talks in Sharm el-Sheik, Egypt, between Prime Minister Manmohan Singh and Pakistani Prime Minister Yusuf Raza Gilani have ended. The two heads of state have unanimously agreed that talks are now back on track. “All that remains to be done is to define this track,” said a government spokesman. A [...]
Kerala thrash Pondicherry 21-3 at Tennikoit
Favourites Kerala yesterday hammered favourites Pondicherry 21-3 to firmly establish their authority on the on-going 23rd National Sub-junior Tennikoit Competition (girls). The game ended when one of the Kerala girls glared at the referee to remind him of the rules. The match was telecast live on DD Sports in the prime Sunday-morning slot, as part [...]