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Interview with George W. Bush, President Elect, IBF
After breaking the news of the formation of International Bailout Fund (IBF), our Executive Editor was contacted by Mr. Bush who requested for an exclusive interview – his first in the New Year – to share more about the IBF. TJ: Sir, first of all – on behalf of Tundla Junction – I convey our [...]
Omar Abdullah: New Messiah
A shrine is being constructed for the Abdullah family in Kashmir. Our sources on the ground say that irrefutable proof has been found of the divine nature of the Abdullah family which has allowed them, nay forced them, to be the rulers of Kashmir for decades. Kashmiris all around have proclaimed that the continuous line [...]
How do we solve a problem like Sheila Dikshit?
The Congress Party is in complete disarray. Sheila Dikshit is now the longest serving woman Chief Minister. She may now actually be poised to come within two-minute-recall distance of Her Royal Highness Great Great Great Great Sonia Gandhiji (HRHGGGGSG) in the minds of Congress party members. Such a drastic, nay seismic, shift in the crania [...]